A Day in the Life of a Dog-owner

Mom: Giselle, clean up your dog's poop.
Giselle: Yeah, later. I'm watching Project Runway.

*about 20 minutes later*

Mom: Did you clean up George's poop like I asked?
Giselle: Shhh! Later... show's almost done!
Mom: Well, you're too late anyway. He already ate it....